Stop neglecting your neck
Just say it. Pook loop. Poooook looooooop. Loop. Pook. Pook loop!
It just rolls off the tongue like a soft, silky Palo Cortado sherry doesn’t it? Grow up. Time to get sophisticated pal. The Pook Loop will give you that element of sophistication. Socks on one side, lumberjack Polar fleece on the other with secret hand warmer/pockets BUILT RIGHT IN! you’re welcome.
Note: Act fast because at the moment NOBODY is checking scarves for secret pockets. Border control, airport security, bouncers and even mothers. Everybody has something to hide.